The accelerator pedal jammed. I couldn't ease up a bit on it, and.... <br />as the curve ahead would not straighten for me, .....the tree I hit. <br />The pain flashed through my body, and 'thank god', I did pass out. <br />I ended up with a concussion, three broken ribs, and one broken snout. <br /> <br />The first thing I recall after awakening, were lights shining from above. <br />Would I soon be staring at an angel? One wearing wings like a dove? <br />Or would I find myself confronted by the dreaded 666, instead of 669? <br />To my GREAT surprise I faced a lawyer, with contract-in-hand-to-sign. <br /> <br />My friend, Eugene Levich, had advised me, in such a case, what to do. <br />Prepared, and with ALL my strength, I looked the guy in the face and said 'SHOO, SHOO! '<br /><br />Bri Edwards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-awoke-in-the-emergency-room-a-rude-awakening-lawsuits-humor-fantasy-short/
